iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(via mistavuhsachee)

nintendofunclub:

help doctor whenever i sneeze i turn into a plumber wearing green

dear god you have the fluigi.

(via dr0wningg)

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via halfway-h0me)